Cruiser Command

v1.85:
- Terran mechanics admitted that they might’ve installed the new thrusters backwards. This issue has now been fixed.
- The zerg threat has been eliminated.
- After being sued by high reputation players, I am no longer allowed to nerf them for being good.
- Boarding was deemed unsanitary and put on ice until it can be performed properly.
- The new parts of the AI has been turned off to prevent world domination.
- Removed the chomper grappling hook and Battlecruiser’s silver armada upgrade due to copyright issues.
- Minelayers can no longer fire missiles due to Commanders deeming it aesthetically unpleasing.
- After massive labor strikes from wraith captains, hull upgrades now affect the Wraiths again.
- In other words, most things are returning to normal. Happy aprils fool everyone and thanks for playing!

Use this thread to discuss the newly published patch.

Well played, mate.

you are an ass xD lmao. I laughed really hard after crying myself to sleep however, well played.

oh what a great post siretu...very good reasons for removing them xD my least favorite was the lawsuit by high rep players...'the rich sure get everything'
and the best was AI removal, they are only little metal robot scum! (thats racist!)

I'm glad you all enjoyed it. The patch notes were kind of thrown together at the last minute. The only thing I had planned was the BC flying backwards.